Hello! Welcome to my blog.

I'm, like, really funny. And I write well. This makes for a good combination and I'm hoping this will help make me famous, or at least slightly famous. Like Lisa Loeb.

About me: 24, South Korean adoptee, college student, South Florida resident, art maker, writer, aspiring psychiatrist, big homo, aichmophobe, recovering heroin addict.

If none of those interest you, I apologize, and there's probably something wrong with you.

In this blog I will feature as frequently as possible something I call "Common Discourtesies" - rude things people do that negate what should be universally accepted gestures of politeness and etiquette. I'll also be documenting my life as a young person in college, a member of the LGBTQI community facing the struggles of daily life, and an individual in recovery trying to live a clean and sober lifestyle.

This blog is dedicated to anyone who's ever gotten surprisingly mad at some pet peeve; for anyone who has battled addiction of any kind; for any person deemed weird who's felt alienated or misunderstood; or for anyone else who just appreciates my wit, honesty, or modesty.

Names and waist sizes have been changed except for yours truly to protect individuals to who do not wish to be identified. However I solemnly swear that everything in this blog is and will be true to the best of my ability, and that hopefully it will shed some light on people less commonly observed in modern society; hopefully you'll take something away from what I have to say.

At the very least, you'll know how to avoid being a complete douche by doing the exact opposite of what I post as some of the rudest behaviors known to mankind.

Disclaimer: I smoke, I swear, I road rage, and this is not for the faint of heart; I do not profess to be any sort of role model, so save your judgments for someone who'll care. Thanks!!

You can e-mail me at mpv409@gmail.com - feel free!